No Sir I replied:
I am feeling too good
to report to work today,

Telephone Booth (number 905 1/2) by Pedro Pietri • Read A Little Poetry

A poem by Pedro Pietri humorously describes calling in too happy to work, with a twist that feeling sick would lead to coming in early.Telephone Booth (number 905 1/2)&10;Pedro Pietri&10;woke up this morning&10;feeling excellent,&10;picked up the telephone dialed the number of my equal opportunity employer to inform him I will not be into work today&10;Are you feeling sick? the boss asked me&10;No Sir I replied:&10;I am feeling too good to report to work today, if I feel sick tomorrow I will come in early