1. Nintendo won’t accept my new credit card.
  2. Oh. It’s not activated. That must be it. Activate.
  3. That’s not it.
  4. I should use Paypal…
  5. I haven’t used Paypal in so long, they have an old phone number.
  6. I’ll use Amazon to buy a gift voucher.
  7. Amazon account locked. Please wait up to 24 hours for an email to unlock.
  8. Great.