Tuesday 23rd June

Season 3 Episode 6 Alright, mate. I’m going to Beijing today. And five hours? Darren’s having his ceremony. I thought it was a wedding. I guess.

It’s like making it official. It’s the official thing. But he’ll have like other parties. Is there going to be food? No, but we’ll go and eat. We’re going to go to Great Leap. They have great burgers. Burgers. Are we going to have it for dinner? I don’t know.

We’ll see. Maybe we can have it tomorrow. Sunlot. Sunlot was amazing. Good. Just rub your eyes. Yeah, what was it about? It was about a kid who was struggling to make friends. And there was like a group of kids who played baseball. They were all really mean to him except for the leader. He, Benny, Benny, he asked Scott, the little kid who had no friends, to play baseball with them, which made the nine players an official team. Then they just played and Scott got better.

They just had fun. And a beast. Do I talk about the lifeguard part? No. Okay. I mean, if you want. Go on. Talk about what part? The lifeguard part. Lifeguard part. Don’t.

Don’t. The lifeguard was what they considered a beautiful girl. So one of the kids jumped off the diving board and pretended to drown. Then the lifeguard dragged him up and, what do you call it? Gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Yeah, for the last time, pushed him out. And they were all banned from the swimming pool. Yeah, he tricked her. I don’t feel like that would fly these days either. No. Nobody’s stupid enough to do that nowadays. I mean, they are. What? They wouldn’t make a film about it, I guess. There’s also like a beast. Like there’s a sandlot where they play baseball. And next to that there’s a fence and what they call the beast. It’s just stories about a giant dog monster that eats kids. And Scott made a big mistake, threw his dad’s baseball, signed by Babe Ruth. Best player ever. Apparently. I don’t know. And they hid it over the fence and they just spent like… The rest of the film trying to get it. Yeah, they got it in the end and it turns out the beast was just a dog that I thought was pretty ugly. It wasn’t that scary looking, was it? No. Anything else? No. How’s holidays going? Good. It’s Tuesday, 8.15, you’d be first lesson on Tuesday. What would your first lesson on Tuesday be? Assembly. Oh, assembly. No, we’d have spelling. No, you’d be in assembly now. Oh. Right. Let’s go. I always do that in weekends or summer holidays or holidays, I’d be like, right now I would be having blah, blah, blah lesson. I always do that. It’s a fun thing to do. Yeah. Eliza’s lost her watch. Come back. Shut your stupid mouth. That’s not what he said. Come back. Scary. Let’s do a scene together. Idiot. Idiot. Ow. It might still be in your room. We’re not going to look. You’re not going to look. Yeah, I know. Why would you look for stuff that you’d lost? Oh my God. Bye bye, stupid dude. Okay, let’s go. Bye.