Free audio post-production byphonic.comSeason 2, Episode 716th of August 2025OkayWhat happened today?It’s SaturdaySo obviously we went to schoolYeah, last week of holidayLast day of holidayNextYesterdayTomorrowYesterdayTomorrowYou went to school todaySo yesterday was the last day of holidaySurelyThis is the weekend nowTomorrow we still don’t have schoolThat’s the weekendYeah but today’s also a weekend dadYeah but you went to schoolSo today was student orientationThingAll we did was talk aboutConor LewisWhat we were supposed to doSo tell us about your dayIt was goodI have four new teachersWell not all of them are newThree of them haven’t taught me yetOne of them already taught me two timesIn year two and year threeAnd that wasShe taught me two times alreadyOkayIt was the third timeThird year teaching usWell most of usSo what did you do today?Just talk about what we were going to doWe played some gamesWhat games did you play?Play heads and thumbs upsOne lie, two truthsAnd we playedCan you remember what you saidFor the one lie, two truths?I am dumbMy middle name is CatherineI am half ChineseQuarter EnglishQuarter MauritianOh my godThat was your three?Yeah that wasYou were supposed to make it hardHe said number two was wrongShe thinks I’m dumbI don’t think thatYouOkaySo now you’re in year five yes?YeahGrade fourHow do you feel about that?Are you excited for year fiveBecause you goTo ChanduYou go on your residentialDon’t you?It’s called a residentialResidential yeahIt means you go awayYou stay away I guessIt’s not like I’m going toGo to year sixWe’re going to do it againJust in Xi’anWe can see the stone peopleThat the first emperorYou’ve already beenYeahWhen I was really youngI don’t remember anyThe stone people made by theTerracotta warriorsTerracotta warriorsThat were made by theOhDo you want me to tell you a secret?Mr.
VukovicAnd he was thinking aboutNext yearThat the playWill be the terracottaNoIt will be about mythologyYesGreek mythologyNot just Greek mythologyBut like different countries mythologyAnd godsSo like ChineseEgyptianRomanThey have a lot of godsRightSo I thought that would be up your streetRightAnd what didMe and mummyWere talking aboutWhat?Did she talk to you about it?YeahI’m going to do TEDxTEDxBecause she was impressed withOne of the students speaking todayHow do you feel about that?Dancing in front of his black right nowWhy?How’s your immediate feeling?I don’t have a choiceIf I go to the SECI’m forced to go on the stageI don’t have a choiceI just have toSo what’s the feeling?The only exciting part is writing the storyWhat would you write about?I don’t knowSo you’d enjoy the writingBut not the speakingYeahI’ve done the speaking just with someone beside meI feel better about itWhen someone’s beside meIf I was the hostYeahWhat were you the host of?The host of speech contestThe speech contestAnd that was alright right?Yeah it was fineSee?Yeah because I had a paperIt’s like the more you do thingsThe less scary they seemI wasn’t scaredThere was a paper behind meThere was someone next to meI wasn’t scaredBut if you were on stageWould it be different?It’s not like I haven’t done itThat’s trueWe’ll seeAlrightI’m going to get my rewardWait for meElise has gone to get somethingBa la la la laWhat year did you win the speaking contest?Year 2Year 2So there’s just like this big golden microphoneWith swirls around itAnd a black little platform that saysRicey IS Poetry Contest 2022I thinkNo 20232022 to 2023YearWhen I was in year 2I won the poetry contest forDoing a speech about like aSands cat byJames McDonaldI just had to remember the name James and McDonaldThat’s all I had to doPlusI’m sure someone else would win itBecause they had the longest speechAnd they remembered the whole thingIt was just like a golden microphoneGoodAlright we’re going to stop thereYeahYou must turnOkay bye byeByeFree audio post productionByalphonic.com